Yuka Kinoshita is a yakisoba-eating monster. The small-framed competitive eater wolfs down six pounds of yakisoba noodles (covered in Kewpie mayo, of course) in the YouTube video above, which already has over one million views (obviously).
We respect the amount of preparation that goes into Kinoshita’s yakisoba eating. She pauses a few times during the competition to douse the noodles in mayo and soy sauce.
And getting all those noodles out of the packets was no easy feat.
We salute you, Kinoshita. You are a god amongst noodle-eating mortals.