When it comes to fair food, there are a few things you can always bank on. Deep-fried everything, funnel cake, elephant ears, stuff on sticks, and giant portions of delicious-yet-artery-clogging snacks being chowed down on the go.

But it’s time to step down, carmel apples and deep-fried Oreos, because there’s a new fair food in town: we’re talking about the Caviar Twinkie. This ultimate high-low snack food takes your regular old Twinkie then douses it with an ample serving of caviar.

Conceived by a nouveaux Dr. Frankenstein-type who calls himself Chicken Charlie for the upcoming 125th anniversary of the OC Fair, this little two-bite snack will cost you a whopping $125.00. Get it, because it’s the 125th anniversary? We can almost hear the entirety of Orange County chanting #becausewecan.


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Photo: Chicken Charlie

While we aren’t sure if the caviar Twinkie is a sign of the beginning or the end times—or if God is just speaking to us through his new prophet, Chicken Charlie—there’s one thing we know for sure: only in Orange County.oc

While the Caviar Twinkie is certainly the most indulgent (a.k.a. trashy) mashup that the mad scientist has come up with to date, it’s not even close to the strangest. Take a look at some of Chicken Charlie’s other inventions.

Deep Fried Cherry Kool-Aid

Ohh yeaahhh!


Deep Fried Slim Fast Bar

Coming to the @oc_fair – Deep Fried SlimFast Bar only from @chickencharlies! #ocfair

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Because everyone knows food always tastes better when it’s deeply sadistic


And The Weirdest of All: Deep Fried Sharpie

FTW?!