Getting your favorite restaurant’s logo tattooed on your body is one questionable way to earn free food. But naming your offspring after a protein-packed grain in hopes of winning free grub is straight-up ridiculous.

BJ’s Restaurants announced a contest on Twitter last week, where you can win a large amount of free food if you’re just willing to name your baby something specific…

https://twitter.com/bjsrestaurants/status/614524849298411520


Twitter instantly lit up like paparazzi after a nip slip.

Some folks LOLed, others chastised…


 

Some people seriously considered it…

 


Other folks lost their chill…


 

And these people debated if the Pizookies were worth it…


Aww, but just think about 400 of BJ’s Famous Pizookies! That’s worth your child’s dignity and complete lack of respect for you, isn’t it?choc-chunk-pizookie

Photo: BJ’s Restaurants

To anyone who actually does this: Just so you know, your kid is going to go through this at the beginning of every single school year.


But in Quinoa’s defense, it rolls off the tongue slightly better than all those babies who were unfortunately named “Kale.”