Do you drink as much as Mad Men‘s antihero Don Draper? According to Detox.net, Don consumed 52 drinks during season 6, which rounds out to about 3 drinks per day. Well, that’s not too excessive, right?

The only thing is, the detox website believes Don had a heavy pour, with 3.33 drinks in each of his one drinks. This means Mr. Draper’s been downing closer to 10 drinks per day, or 164 over the season.

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The “negative consequences” of Don’s binge drinking, according to the website, include: getting suspended from his job, punching a minister, and vomiting at a funeral. Good look, Don.

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Given his dark, abusive childhood spent in a brothel, Don’s alcoholic tendencies make some sense.

But if you told Don Draper he was an alcoholic, he’d probably react like…

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Which is more or less how all heavy drinkers react to the suggestion that they might have a problem.

Then again, in season 6, Roger Sterling points out to Don: “They say once you start drinking alone, you’re an alcoholic. I’m really trying to avoid that.” Don responds, “So I guess I’m helping both of us.”

Check out the whole “Drunk like Don Draper” infographic here.