We can only imagine the lines for the premiere of author E.L. James’ film adaptation, Fifty Shades of Grey, this Valentine’s Day weekend. But if you weren’t able to score a ticket for the racy thriller like every other mom, fear not—you can indulge in the food-porn BDSM fantasies of Raleigh-based photographer Bryan Regan instead.

Inspired by the food-bondage concept of artist Kyle Drier, Regan scoured the Internet for dildos, nipple clamps, whips, and butt plugs to stage kinky photo shoots with everyday food items.

The blend of fetishism and mundane food products is highly amusing: a banana is clamped shut by a metal chastity restraint; a pineapple fiercely poses with a bright pink strap-on; a pomegranate is “pumped”; and a butt plug fills a doughnut hole.

Note: Products were purchased online and “lent by generous friends.”

All photos by Bryan Regan

banana

chicken

squash

pineapple

 

 

 

 

fry

lemonuse

hbuse

 

[via foodigitty]