We maintain that there’s nothing grosser than being slapped in the face with a slice of pizza. This is the stuff of nightmares, people.

So when #pizzaboy numero uno, who we will call Forwards Hat, slaps Backwards Hat across the face with a slice of ‘za, it really isn’t all that surprising that retaliation occurs.

Forwards Hat then says, “Take it easy, boys. Calm down.” Messed up, man.

Was the suckerpunch deserved? We’re gonna go ahead and say that it was.

The hero of the video? The extremely-patient girl who tries to nurse the pizzaboy who got slapped back to health as he bleeds all over himself.

Moral of the story? Don’t mess with #pizzaboyz. Especially not this young man:

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Here’s some more stuff we loved from today:

Bee City USA campaign tries to revive bees [Tree Hugger]

Colorado parents worried about pot-laced Halloween candy [Vox]

Unusual sodas from around the world [Conde Nast Traveler]