Breaking Bad fans who spent 1 day, 23 hours, and 32 minutes of their lifespans watching all five seasons of the hit show can now recreate the characters and memorable scenes through a pun-filled parody cookbook. The U.K. author goes by the name Walter Wheat, and his Twitter account reveals that he is based out of an RV, of course.

All images: "Baking Bad" by Walter Wheat, Orion Booksauthor

All images: “Baking Bad” by Walter Wheat, Orion Books

The Baking Bad cookbook is filled with show-referencing recipes like Tighty Whitey Bites, Ricin Krispie Squares, Heisen(Batten) Burg Cake, and Blue Meth Crunchies.

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Buzzfeed recently published some of the recipes online. Like cooking meth, these recipes are not simple, but they do make for entertaining reading. The first instruction on Jesse’s Jello-O Acid Tub is “Draw lots to decide who’s going to do this.”

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Orion Books will release the cookbook on November 6 in hardcover and e-book formats. It’s currently listed on Amazon for $16.26. Watch the trailer above to start getting excited.

[via Design Taxi]