Meet the wireless vegetable called ‘Carrot.’

Intentionally drawing on every Apple gadget commercial ever, this satirical “Introducing ‘Carrot'” commercial first appeared on Vimeo yesterday complete with its own web site.

Watch the commercial to learn how to swipe the carrot, share it with friends, and know when to update your carrot.

The corresponding web site features more pun-filled humor, like the fact this great technical innovation is “rooted in design.”

According to his Twitter, video co-creator Dan Angelucci has faith that this product will “massively disrupt the vegetable sector.”

Following the massive #BendGhazi scandal, we just couldn’t help ourselves.

Good to know.

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