Culinary Bro-Down, the crown prince of Internet dude food, has caught our attention before with evil-genius mashup recipes like ramen poutine and funnel cake burger. But he may have just dropped his “Control” verse with his latest monstrosity, the McConsensual-Group-Sex Burger: a triple stacked sandwich featuring two beef patties, a chicharrón-fried chicken cutlet, and a ton of roasted hatch-chili aioli.

McGangbang2Strange name, right? Culinary Bro-Down is the thinking-man’s frat boy, so as usual his middle-finger-to-the-sky cooking exploits come with a side of cultural analysis. The “McGangbang” is a so-called “secret menu” item at McDonald’s featuring a McChicken sandwich stuffed inside a McDouble Burger. But CBD has tweaked the concept for PC-ness (and gourmet-ness), akcnowledging the negative connotations of the word gang-bang while explaining exactly why this sandwich is more of a gang-bang than an orgy:

In this case, the chicken sandwich is theoretically being penetrated by the cheeseburgers from multiple angles (think Eiffel Tower as opposed to Tip Drill) in an exclusively inactive manner. Even though gang-bang is the most accurate term for this burger, I don’t want to offend or trigger any readers, which is why we have adopted the name McConsensal-Group-Sex-Burger.

So there you have it. Should you wish to host a multi-header in your own kitchen, you can get the full recipe right here.

[via Culinary Bro-Down]