When you’re watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives—as we know you regularly do—and you press the INFO button on your TV remote, it says: “A troll figurine comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.”

That unrelenting Troll is frosty-tipped chef Guy Fieri, and that garbage-filled countryside is none other than Flavortown. Whoever wrote this has penned a most accurate description of DDD, if we do say so ourselves.


[via Twitter/@PatrickCooper]

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