If you follow the runways of Europe’s couture capitals, you’ll see how food has infiltrated the world of fashion. In Paris, Karl Lagerfeld put on a show in Paris in a makeshift gourmet supermarket, while Moschino draped models in Milan in garments inspired by McDonald’s, Budweiser, and Hershey’s. But we’ve known it was awesome to wear garish food-related clothing since rappers started wearing those enormous M&Ms-sponsored NASCAR jackets.

And so, when we spotted these new hamburger Crocs this week, we knew it was time to embrace destiny and finally dress entirely like a hamburger. Think of this look as the next evolution of that time Beyonce dressed like a cow to go to a vegan restaurant. If you want to join us in this sartorial mission, check out our favorite burger-themed garments, from socks to outerwear.

Footwear: Hamburger Crocs



Mario Batali’s signature orange slip-on have nothing on these bunless burger joints. They’re Japanese exclusives, but you can buy them online

Socks: Sock It To Me Hamburger Socks


Don’t slip when it comes to the details—even your socks can celebrate the glorious union of meat, cheese, and bun. $11.50; urbangeneralstore.com 

T-Shirt: Diamond Burger T-Shirt


Not all burger tees are created equal. This one succeeds by brining a an eye-catching street-wear sensibility to the genre. $80; youngloverslabel.com

Underwear: Toddland Slider Boxer Briefs


No meat in your pants jokes necessary here—these briefs speak for themselves. $8.54; Amazon.com

Outerwear: Shelfies Holy Burger Sweatshirt



Throw up your prayer hands emojis for this one—straight fire. $52.99; shelfies.com

Bag: Eastpak Delegate bag (Hungry Henry edition)


The perfect messenger bag for messengering burgers about town . $19.31; eastpak.com

End Clothing x Saucony Shadow 5000 “Burger” sneakers



Probably the most thoughtful collabo in haute-burger history, these subtly designed Sauconys come with extra laces in packets marked “BBQ” and “Mayo.” $135; endclothing.com

Yummypocket Hamburger Wallet


Imagine how meta it will be when you pull this out of your pocket to pay for a burger?! $9.50; http://shop.dcigift.com