Previously, we have over-analyzed Kim and Kanye’s dining habits, revealing two things: 1) That KimYe is super basic compared to the gastonomic powerhouse that is Jay and Bey, and 2) We need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask ourselves what we’re doing with our lives.

But since we’re probably part of the 1% of humans who were capable of making it more than a few paragraph’s into Vogue’s much-talked-about cover story (sample line: “[North West] is an island of preternatural serenity in the roiling sea of frenetic activity that is la vie Kimye”), we thought we’d bring you this tidbit from the very end of the story, which offers a look at the couple’s date-night steez, as well as Kanye’s at-home eating habits:

At the end of the day, Kanye is having a raw-food meal prepared, and Kim is in the kitchen eying the glass cake stands bearing cookies shaped like fish, pigs, ice-cream cones, and frogs.

Her sisters are calling left and right, suspicious that she has been off the radar for a day. This is very close family. “What do you guys think I’m up to?” Kim asks them, disingenuously. “Kanye took me to a romantic dinner in the middle of nowhere, and we had something to eat.” Which wasn’t a lie, she tells me, sotto voce. “We had an In-N-Out burger!”

Relevant questions:

  • What she order? A cheeseburger and animal-style fries?
  • What’s up with that cookie selection? Ice-cream cones and frogs? That’s some occult shit.
  • What is a raw-food meal, and did Kanye learn about it from Goop?

Seriously though, shouts to Kanye for being as ying-and-yang with his diet as he is with his every other part of his existence. Next time you’re thinking WWYE (What Would Yeezus Eat), just say f**k it and have a cheeseburger…chased by a green juice, obviously. #StayComplicated

[via Vogue]