The funny thing about the word “novelty” is that its usually used to describe something absolutely no one would ever buy.

Case in point: a company called Burnt Impressions has created The Vagina Toaster, which toasts the imprint of a vulva into your breakfast bread. Delicious!

The product comes in a variety of colors, in case you’re really picky about whether the machine that burns genitals into carbohydrates is red or blue.

Arguably the best part of the whole Vagina Toaster Amazon page is the reviews:

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For more hilarious vagina toaster reviews, head on over to And for those customers who are not interested in the vulva, there’s also a penis option, which we think is slightly more identifiable.

Would you buy a vagina toaster? Let us know in the comments. Or just head straight on over to Amazon, where there’s only 7 left in stock.

[via Foodbeast]