Merry Christmas! Today is a day to feast, be merry, and commandeer your little cousin’s new video game system for hours to play Call of Duty. It’s a day of family and friends, relaxation and overindulgence. But to really make the most of it, you need to be ready for what lies ahead. Since rap already preordained your Thanksgiving, there’s no reason to believe that it can’t do the same for Christmas. Let’s do this thing.

Click through the gallery above to peek into the future and see what’s in store for you on Christmas Day.