The hosts of the TODAY show say that in order to prevent Thanksgiving day disasters, you should ask Martha Stewart for her expertise.

Really? WIth all the #struggleplates she’s been tweeting out recently—including that vomit-inducing Iceberg salad and that onion soup that begs you to make a poop joke—you still want Martha to give you Thanksgiving advice? Okay, whatever floats your boat.

After asking Martha what the dumbest question she received from viewers was (her answer: “Scotch or Bourbon, because I don’t know. I don’t know why he was asking. I didn’t know what he was talking about, so I just answered Bourbon”) the TODAY show host brings up the issue of Martha’s struggle plates. To which the struggle plate queen responds,

“That’s a delicious onion soup. That’s an iceberg lettuce salad, with russian dressing with little cornichon in it. It is delicious. And I’m going to take a lot more pictures on Thanksgiving. So all of you out there who love my photos, just watch.”