Guyism brought our attention to this ridiculous sketch of Guy Fieri in court. Who is this dark horse courtroom sketch artist? Can we commission a comic strip? We’d like to see a version with sunglasses. Here’s some other stuff we loved today:

Key & Peele’s hilarious ode to the continental breakfast [Comedy Central]

A McDonald’s in Japan asks homeless people to dine somewhere else [GrubStreet]

Ten warm cocktails to keep you toasty in November [Zagat]

Halloween recap: worst treats of 2013 (Warning: lots of raisins) [Buzzfeed]