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First there was #PaulasBestDishes. Then came #PaulaDeenApologyBingo, followed by #PaulaDeenTVShows. Yep, this scandal has been nonstop hashtag pandemonium, and even with Deen down for the count (she’s been dropped by just about every company that did business with her), the Twitter machine has been relentless. Because that’s what it’s for— catalyzing political uprisings, sharing breakfast details, and beating dead horses.

Just when it looked like things were finally dying down over the weekend, news broke—via TMZ, natch—that Deen had been offered “six figures for very little work” from the porn site PureMature.com. Asking the Internet to ignore this news would have been like asking an eight year old to ignore a jar of cookies, and so it was that #PaulaDeenPornTitles was born.

When we originally saw the hashtag, the first thought that popped into our mind was “Big Sausage Pizza,” which is just the name of an actual porn series that already exists. So we decided it would be best to leave this one to the pros. Click through the gallery to see the most hilarious (and cringeworthy) ideas for a Paula Deen porn flick.