At a think tank like Saturday Night Live, it’s only natural to tackle big questions like what a Hostess dessert would do after the dismantling of its brand.

Jamie Foxx and Seth Meyers played out this scenario on the latest edition of Weekend Update. In the sketch, Foxx transforms into a Ding Dong with no shortage of resentment toward all the attention paid to Twinkies. The comedy got even better when Foxx couldn’t help tripping up on some of his lines. Some of the notable zingers:

  • “Don’t get me wrong. I love Twinkie. That’s my snack brother from another batter.”
  • “This is snack profiling, man.”
  • “You’re gonna compare me to a Sno Ball, the saddest pink-ass cake at the truck stop? Come on now… I mean the kids would rather eat broccoli and bok choy.”
  • “Call me Dong.”
  • “I did this cut with Dr. Dre a few years back. You remember this: Ding-Ding-Dong, Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Dong.”
  • “Me and Sug-ar got into a fight. About some contract disputes and whatever like that.”
  • “Make sure you pick up my mixtape ‘Cake Up Volume One’.”