Zagat declared its own #BurgerWeek in honor of the elections. Why? Well, the publication considers burgers to be the one universally loved food that draws the most interest; it is “America’s quintessential comfort meal.”

Shaky syllogisms aside, we can’t hate on highlights of good burgers, and the Chicago edition gives us 20 renditions to try, including these patties broken down by category:

It is enough for us to wonder why the Windy City hasn’t gotten more attention for its burgers. Perhaps it’s time for deep-dish pizza and hot dogs to fall back.

[via Zagat]