What Your Favorite Beer Says About You

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"Who exactly is the Michelob Ultra drinker?"

Replace Michelob with any number of brews on the market, and you can imagine this line of thought being played out in the boardrooms of countless ad agencies and strategy departments around the world. The age of lifestyle branding means that someone, somehwere, has given a huge amount of thought to that part of the Venn Diagram where Justin Timberlake fans and Bud Light Platinum drinkers meet in one funky, chugtastic dance party.

But while drinkers might not love to be pigeonholed by corporate America, that certainly doesn't stop them from stereotyping the shit out of other people for their beverage choices. Whether you're grabbing a Natty Light from the frat fridge or breaking out a bottle of Three Floyds Dark Lord at the local beer-nerd meetup, someone is judging you. Find out exactly what they're thinking as we break down the ultimate guide to what your beer says about you.

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  • a person from england

    americans have no clue when it comes to stella. its not classy, it called wife beater in the uk, and only scumbags on the estates drink it

    • Chris S

      @alexpbridgland:disqus @314628fe80eeff4807c6150ace4ccafa:disqus would love to read the British version of this list.

    • Tonka

      Interesting. Didnt know Stella had the stigma in the UK. Seeing that its not an English beer, I wonder how Stella is perceived in Belgium? Perhaps you friends in the UK have it all wrong?

    • A Smarter Person From England

      You say they have no clue but this list is about how you’re perceived drinking certain beers written by an American, its all relative to the audience of the list. I guarantee if someone from Belgium where its actually from read what you said they would view it differently.

  • AlexPBridgland

    im from the uk stella is called wife beater here wich means if you drink you will most likely end up in a fight outside the kebab shop at 3 am on a friday night and where is peroni

  • Not a frat boy

    Where’s dos equis? and guiness. Bro, that selection is very Merika IMHO.

  • SZMatheson

    My personal fav is Old Rasputin, and I also should like to be judged.

  • blow my cock

    Stella is part of inBev and they produce bud swill, its shit

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