In this wonderful video, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls hard on the attendees of the Great American Beer Festival, which happened last weekend in Denver. Here, the gloriously foul-mouthed dog’s 10 best beer nerd disses:
The Great American Beer Festival, also known as the ‘Distant Father’s Expo.’
Every year, hundreds of people come to beer festivals like this one to see what it’s like to not drink alone.
I’m here with the guy from the Pringles can.
Brewing beer is like making love to Madonna at this age—it takes a lot of time and patience, you got to keep stirring and stirring, and at the end there’s way more yeast than you thought there’d be.
[Brewer: ‘It’s certified gluten free with delicious buckwheat honey.”] Gluten-free beer. I don’t want to try it, I just want to sniff the area where your balls used to be.
When it comes right down to it, any one of these beers will make you more racist.
You’re a bunch of losers. These beer names are never going to work. Here, I’ve got some names: ‘all the good hobbies were taken’ lager, ‘this is why I’m morbidly stout’ stout, ‘gay after three beers’ porter.
These are the only girls here. I’ve seen a better male-to-female ratio at the Vatican.
A microbrew connoisseur walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender ‘give me your finest pumpkin ale, but make sure it’s not too hoppy.’ So the bartender takes out a baseball bat and beats him senseless while everyone cheers.
You know, China is beating the shit out of us and we’re learning about craft beer.