A Complete Guide to Day Drinking, in GIFs

What just happened?

  • You wake up hungover from Friday night and think: I could use a drink. You also feel you should reward yourself after such a hard work week.
  • Your friends agree and head over.
  • You decide to stay in and drink with your peeps. All. Day. Long.
  • Liquor store run in preparation. Must stock up on supplies like Popov, Goldschläger, and Natty Light.
  • You get back with the liquor and start pounding, then do a little jig.
  • You begin to feel guuud.
  • And by the third or fourth drink, everyone is having a wicked time.
  • This day is going just as you planned. Pour yourself another!
  • By the next drink, people are starting to get feisty.
  • They start challenging each other to stupid competitions.
  • Which you can totally beat them at.
  • So you all take another Popov shot.
  • And chaos ensues.
  • The champions insist on a celebratory round. Someone voms in the toilet.
  • To diffuse the drunk Olympics, someone suggests ordering food.
  • You realize you forgot to eat all day.
  • The pizza is greasy, gooey manna from heaven.
  • Everyone is feeling great again.
  • But soon your energy fades. Time to call it a night.
  • You're exhausted, still drunk, and probably laying on your floor. It's 7:30 p.m.
  • Blearily, you pat yourself on the back for a successful day.
  • You should do this more often.

 

Five days is long time to spend at work. On the weekend you just want to kick back, relax, and drink enough booze to kill a small elephant. Grab some friends, a mix bag of alcohol, and some snacks because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Click through the gallery to see the evolution of day drinking, one shot at a time.

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