Let’s all take a moment to acknowledge what St. Patrick’s Day really is: a day to guzzle shitty green-dyed beer and vomit all over oneself.

This year, people started getting wild real early. Here are 10 St. Patty’s Day revelers who are already way too hammed and need to go home.

These MIT students, who DEFINITELY shouldn’t be driving this insane solar-powered car.

https://twitter.com/MIT/status/577863484433534976

This pig, which PETA clearly got drunk in order to make some worthless point.


Carson Daly, who looks way too excited to be pouring a Guinness at 8am.

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This Golden Retriever, who is visibly lit.

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The Epic Meal Time bros, who made disgusting green bacon.

https://twitter.com/EpicMealTime/status/577842733999636480

This drunk executive, who barfed in Bergdorf’s at lunchtime.

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Kathy Lee Gifford, who is drinking fucking CABERNET.

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Literally everyone who’s having lunch at Red Lobster right now.

https://twitter.com/redlobster/status/577854448040480769

These fools in Syracuse, who were at a bar beating each other up at 8am.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/577480731020169217

This TURNT miniature pig.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/577758701416775680