The Super Bowl is America’s second-favorite food holiday after Thanksgiving. If you ask us, the only thing surprising about that is that it’s not the first.

But just how much food will Americans eat during this Super Bowl? Mashable did some data-crunching to find out, and the resulting infographic might make your stomach hurt before the big day even arrives.

Two questions that came to mind as we read through it: How does the chips category break down between tortilla and potato? And how does salsa figure into our national partying?

In any case, here are our two favorite things we learned:

AVOCADOS

super bowl avocado

The mental imagery alone is both hilarious and painful.

BEER

super bowl beer

In our minds, all we saw was this:

homer beer

Here’s the full infographic:

super bowl infographic

[via Mashable]

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