Think basic bitches are the only ones drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes while sporting Uggs and taking #IWokeUpLikeThis selfies? Think again. Menfolk can be pretty damn basic, too.
We’ve already witnessed aging frat boys justify their love of rosé—but the “Bro-sé Effect” doesn’t even begin to capture how basic bros can actually be. That’s where the @BrosBeingBasic Instagram comes in.
From Sprinkles cupcake selfies to the quintessential #Underarmour coffee and meditation ‘gram, here’s a look at males at their most #basic. We honestly thought we were over the concept of basic, but then this Instagram happened.
The Skinny Vanilla Latte selfie
Nice #JCrewPants and #BrooksBrothersCoat.
Location: Terminal C bathroom
Caption: “Grrrrrrrr my flight is delayed but at least I have my#SkinnyVanillaLatte and time for a selfie! #SkyMilesStyle #AirportFlow#BrooksBrothersCoat #TogglesOnFleek”
The Sprinkles Cupcake Selfie
Caption: “Omgggg on the #12thDayOfBasicness my true love gave to me……A DOZEN @SPRINKLESCUPCAKES!!! #12DaysOfBasicness #TreatYoself #CaloriesDontCountOnHolidays #IWorkAtAbercrombie #AssistantManager”
The #Brunch ‘Gram
“If you don’t Insta your brunch, it didn’t happen!”…FOH!
Location: Waffle House
Caption: “#BaeCaughtMeGrammin #SundayBrunch #GlutenFree #CuttingCarbs”
The Pumpkin-Spice Martini ‘Gram
Because the only thing more basic than a vodka martini is a *pumpkin-spice* vodka martini.
Caption: One last #PumpkinSpiceMartini before December LOL! Vacay isn’t over until my alarm goes off tomorrow! #HateWhenMyRolexPullsMyArmHair”
Matching ‘Vino/Vodka’ Socks ‘Gram
Caption: “You know you’re best bros when you get each other the same gifts for Christmas lol!!”
The Popping Bottles InstaVideo
“‘There is always something worth popping a bottle for’ ~ Lord Disick”
Location: Publix Rooftop
Who drinks red wine with guacamole…
Caption: “CHEERS BETCHES!!!
For the love of god, follow this account to see more Basic Bro behavior.