Gather round, feasters. Today, we’re going to learn how to make eggnog, that boozy and luxurious holiday mainstay.

Complex News’ Hanuman Welch shows us how to step up our holiday eggnog game with this fun and easy recipe. Don’t forget to chug large quantities of bourbon while you’re putting in work in the kitchen, just like Uncle Hanuman!

Here’s what you’ll need:

  • Store bought nog (or Silk Eggnog, if you’re lactose intolerant or from Williamsburg)
  • Bourbon
  • Dash of nutmeg
  • Whatever you can find in your medicine cabinet
  • More bourbon

How does it taste? “Like my parents still love me,” says Welch.

Peep the video above to become a Jedi master in the art of pimping out store-bought nog.

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