Former nurse and current online porno actor and writer Peter Filak hasn’t drank water in over two years. On May 9, 2012, at exactly 5pm EST, he decided to stop drinking all liquids altogether.

He says that what was once a “water experiment” is now a “lifestyle choice”—he survives on 800 to 1,000 calories a day, solely consumed in the form of raw, whole fruits and vegetables, and never water.

His dog Sachi is also on this insane and masochistic liquid-less diet.

He posts a ton of #BanAllHydratiovideos to his website, More Apples a Day (for the record, we made that hashtag up, he didn’t). What’s the purpose of the diet, if not pure insanity? He says, “I don’t sweat or produce any odor.”

He also doesn’t like getting up in the middle of the night to pee, and explains, “Even when you’re filtering water, you’re taking out one chemical and putting in another …[especially] the filtered water where chlorine and fluoride and all those other happy things are added to it.”

He hopes to make it to 150 years old. Godspeed.

Here’s some more fascinating stuff we found on the Internet today:

A foolproof tarte tartin recipe from Gotham Bar and Grill (video) [NYT]

The best Scotch to buy on a budget [Serious Eats]

Introducing Sea Change, the ‘Uni of Cheese’ [Grub Street]

Truck carrying 44,000 pounds of Miller High Life was stolen [Atlanta Journal]