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The Best Refrigerator Moments in MTV Cribs History

We loved MTV Cribs for showing us the souped-up cars and the master bedrooms of our favorite celebrities (and some of our least-favorite ones as well.) But let's be real: The defining moment of…

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First We Feast Gear Is Here!

Around these parts, Black Friday is better known as "day-drinking your way through a food coma" day. Lining up at the mall to buy a Playstation 4 is the last thing we want to do. But sitting at…

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The Struggle Plates of NFL Sunday

If there's anything more American than football, it's gotta be good ol' artery-clogging football food porn—the more buffalo sauce, the better. That said, game-day eats are also at the center of…

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A Look Back at “The Summer of Ice Cream Sandwiches”

All images courtesy Tim Lampe Most of us squandered our summers wondering whether our swimming trunks were normcore, or debating whether "Anaconda" is a feminist anthem. But not Tim Lampe—he…

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Want to Work for First We Feast? We’re Hiring!

Ever since we got the big scoop on the dude who had sex with a Hot Pocket and won a James Beard Award for "Best Group Food Blog" (two completely unrelated events), the FWF squad has been devising …

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20 Fruits and Vegetables That Look Suspiciously Sexual

Have you ever been happily perusing the produce stand, feeling virtuous about your healthy and sustainable choices, when suddenly you see a winter squash that looks like a giant boner? You…