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The Struggle Plates of NFL Sunday

If there's anything more American than football, it's gotta be good ol' artery-clogging football food porn—the more buffalo sauce, the better. That said, game-day eats are also at the center of…

Tim Lampe's latest piece of ice-cream sandwich art—an ode to Wu-Tang's "C.R.E.A.M"

A Look Back at “The Summer of Ice Cream Sandwiches”

All images courtesy Tim Lampe Most of us squandered our summers wondering whether our swimming trunks were normcore, or debating whether "Anaconda" is a feminist anthem. But not Tim Lampe—he…

"Wake up and smell the opportunity of a lifetime!" – Vik

Want to Work for First We Feast? We’re Hiring!

Ever since we got the big scoop on the dude who had sex with a Hot Pocket and won a James Beard Award for "Best Group Food Blog" (two completely unrelated events), the FWF squad has been devising …

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20 Fruits and Vegetables That Look Suspiciously Sexual

Have you ever been happily perusing the produce stand, feeling virtuous about your healthy and sustainable choices, when suddenly you see a winter squash that looks like a giant boner? You…

" Someone asked if it was a frog. The reply was, "I'm working on improving my cooking skills." *faints*

The Struggle Plates of Thanksgiving 2013

Between Martha Stewart's controversial food photos and the popularity of the @cookingforbae Instagram account, the stars aligned to make #struggleplate an official buzzword of Thanksgiving…