Chris Schonberger

Chris Schonberger

Editor-in-chief of First We Feast. Nacho hunter.

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Thanksgiving Parody Rap Album Covers

Artwork by Amy Chen This Thanksgiving, we're thankful not only the feasts that will grace our tables, but also for the fact that this website exists at all. Sometimes we write about Rick Ross' …


The 25 Best Bars in NYC Right Now

Your one-stop guide to the city's most notable cocktail joints, beer haunts, wine bars, and dives.…

Photo and GIFs by Liz Barclay (@liz_barclay)

GIF Tutorial: How to Carve a Turkey

Note: This story originally ran last year (along with a guide to trussing your bird), but we thought you might need a refresher course. If you're on carving duty this year, don't psych…


You Can Now Search New York Times Recipes by Emoji

The New York Times' Cooking site has seen some major technological upgrades in recent months, but nothing compares to this bombshell that editor Sam Sifton just dropped on us: The cynical…


Get Yer Lucky Peach Holiday Merch Starting Today

While we fully support buying portable tandoor ovens for all of your loved ones, sometimes you need some cheaper holiday options to ensure that you don't begin the new year with an eviction…

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The Fruitiest Moments in Hip-Hop History

Rap food references may be dominated by filet mignon, lobster, and champagne. But once in a while, someone eats a piece of fruit, and when they do it's a glorious event. We've seen 2 Chainz…